I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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