The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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