Do vagina's smell?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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