Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
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