i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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