I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
i think we sleep fucked last night...
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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