She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
