And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
