That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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