did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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