just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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