i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Randomize
