Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
