I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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