we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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