how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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