Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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