Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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