There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
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