who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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