your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
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