Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Randomize
