So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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