If i come over, it means nothing
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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