I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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