Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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