I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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