I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
