I will die if light touches me.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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