This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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