chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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