doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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