Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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