mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
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