Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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