brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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