Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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