that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
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It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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