We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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