I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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