Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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