just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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