I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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