whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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