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you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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