Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
the room spins SO much faster in panama
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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