im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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