I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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