Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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