i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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