Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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