i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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