I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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