Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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