I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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